What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 01:57
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
What are some funny and smart quotes?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Fifth measles case in Georgia confirmed in family member of person with earlier case - 11Alive.com
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Webb Captures a Cosmic Forest of Ancient Galaxies - PetaPixel
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Young researcher’s ALS attack plan is now a no-go - Harvard Gazette
share office space ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What the ‘Revenge Tax’ Is in the Tax Bill—and How It Could Pummel the Dollar - Barron's
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?